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achoomnida: today in English class my professor started talking about abortion and all the guys in...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:58:39 -0400

today in English class my professor started talking about abortion and all the guys in class started having a debate on whether girls should be allowed to get an abortion or not and no girls were talking so i got mad and yelled “NO VAGINA NO FUCKING OPINION” and everything got really quiet and the professor just said “discussion closed, next topic”

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Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:58:08 -0400

Walking with Friends

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:44:11 -0400

laugh-addict:

Expectations:

Reality:

skycum: tyleroakley: It’s sad how old this picture is, and...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:43:45 -0400

skycum:

tyleroakley:

It’s sad how old this picture is, and yet, we still have to do this.

everyone needs to reblog

Photo

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:41:01 -0400

marrowskies: jimeatscake: i love how the professor is like:...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:40:19 -0400

marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

tsadde: kellymagovern: Summer Glau practicing fight...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:39:59 -0400

tsadde:

kellymagovern:

Summer Glau practicing fight choreography for the movie, Serenity (2005). Her kicks are amazing for not having any martial arts experience. She only did ballet. It makes me wish that more ballerinas got into martial arts. Their flexibility is perfectly suited for it.

[Video Link]

kaciart: I CAN TOTALLY REACH THAT

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:29:08 -0400

kaciart:

I CAN TOTALLY REACH THAT

actual picture of me goin to school in the morning

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:28:24 -0400

actual picture of me goin to school in the morning

hoiist: superflyschoollevel: ponetasmagoria: I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber if you think...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:27:06 -0400

hoiist:

superflyschoollevel:

ponetasmagoria:

I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber

if you think about it

he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name

imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice

it begins

This is the apocalypse

onlylolgifs:

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:26:03 -0400

onlylolgifs:

canisfamiliaris: Father of the Year

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:25:42 -0400

canisfamiliaris:

Father of the Year

trungles: upgraders: a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration I have never reblogged...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:24:49 -0400

trungles:

upgraders:

a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration

I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.

somethinglikelydia: tsillaaisnotamazing: merlin-the-overlord: ...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:23:03 -0400

somethinglikelydia:

tsillaaisnotamazing:

merlin-the-overlord:

andythanfiction:

deancasotp:

but the fact that Misha can lift Sebastian almost effortlessly…

I think a lot of people forget that the “scrawny” “baby in a trench coat” is a 6 foot tall marathon runner and master carpenter…

and lets not forget, a published poet

what does being a poet have to do with lifting …?

he can lift your spirits with his eloquent rhyming couplets

zac-tac: kazard: residentfeline: roxasdavemakara: lepreas: c...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:00:56 -0400

zac-tac:

kazard:

residentfeline:

roxasdavemakara:

lepreas:

caturday:

New trick

c???ats?!?!???

cat that is a no

how do cats even work

Cats:

A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.

The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”

The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.

One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.

A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.

A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.

If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.

A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.

Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.

The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.

Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.

Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.

A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.

Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.

A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.

A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.

A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

And that’s how cat’s work.

Thanks science

dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:00:36 -0400

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

mishawinsexster: {Day 4 Make a 6 9 square set depicting 6...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:59:56 -0400

mishawinsexster:

{Day 4 Make a 6 9 square set depicting 6 character traits} : All of Sammy’s character traits are bitchface

me: [walking past video game store]

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:54:33 -0400

me: [walking past video game store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: superhappyaloferrarifan: johnimholmes: johnimholmes: i am about 85%...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:54:16 -0400

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

superhappyaloferrarifan:

johnimholmes:

johnimholmes:

i am about 85% sure that i just found the moose bible

i am not even joking

THERE IS ONE OF THESE CHURCHES BY MY GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE. THEY CALL THEM LODGES.

What if Tom Hiddleston voiced a GPS

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:53:39 -0400

riddle-my-hiddles:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

soo-gay:

weaponizedwit:

loki-d-myovaries:

#i’d crash and die

#please turn left #would you, my dear? #thank you so much #you’re wonderful person #and perfect driver

#Oh deary, you’ve turned the wrong way! #Never mind… let’s try this again #It wasn’t your fault. #Idiotic road

imagine if loki voices a gps though

#NO I SAID LEFT YOU MEWLING QUIM #NO YOU PATHETIC CREATURE #GO STRAIGHT OR YOU WILL WRITHE UNDER MY WRATH #HOLD UP IS THAT A HORSE